1 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:17,400 * I SAW HER TODAY AT THE RECEPTION * 2 00:00:17,430 --> 00:00:22,670 * A GLASS OF WINE IN HER HAND 3 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:28,280 * I KNEW SHE WOULD MEET HER CONNECTION * 4 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:34,120 * AT HER FEET WAS HER FOOTLOOSE MAN * 5 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:40,120 * NO, YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 6 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:45,800 * YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 7 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:51,740 * YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 8 00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:55,210 * BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIME 9 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,540 * YOU'LL FIND 10 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:02,610 [ BELL TOLLING IN DISTANCE ] 11 00:01:08,790 --> 00:01:10,590 OKAY, BIG GUY -- YOU AND ME. 12 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:12,690 WE'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, 13 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:17,160 BUT, UH...DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES. 14 00:01:17,190 --> 00:01:18,430 MY NAME IS HANK. 15 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:21,200 HELLO, HANK. 16 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,470 OH, I'M SORRY, SISTER. 17 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,870 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT 18 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:26,800 WITH YOUR HUSBAND UP THERE. 19 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,340 IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH? 20 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:29,170 NO, I WOULDN'T WANT TO 21 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:30,870 BOTHER A REAL, LIVE PERSON ABOUT IT. 22 00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:32,680 IT WOULDN'T BE A BOTHER, HANK. 23 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:34,410 IN FACT, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 24 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:38,680 WELL... HERE'S THE THING. 25 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,750 I'M HAVING WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A CRISIS OF FAITH. 26 00:01:41,790 --> 00:01:45,490 PUT IT SIMPLY, I CAN'T WRITE, WHICH REALLY KIND OF SUCKS 27 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,220 BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A WRITER, 28 00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:48,860 AND A PROFESSIONAL ONE AT THAT, 29 00:01:48,890 --> 00:01:51,200 AND I CAN'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO PRODUCE 30 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,700 SO MUCH AS A GODDAMN PREDICATE. 31 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:56,800 SORRY. YOU KNOW, MY APOLOGIES. 32 00:01:56,830 --> 00:02:00,870 I FUCKED UP -- AGAIN, I APOLOGIZE. 33 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:04,470 WELL, NORMALLY I WOULD SUGGEST A BUNCH OF "OUR FATHER"s 34 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:06,210 OR A COUPLE "HAIL MARY"s, 35 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,880 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA GET IT DONE. 36 00:02:08,910 --> 00:02:10,680 [ SIGHS ] 37 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:12,580 WHAT ABOUT A BLOWJOB? 38 00:02:14,580 --> 00:02:15,820 HMM? 39 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:18,420 A BLOWJOB. WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER? 40 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:20,420 A BLOWJOB FROM YOU? 41 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:21,730 WELL, SOMETHING TELLS ME 42 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,690 IT'S NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF, HANK. 43 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:27,530 NO, BUT -- BUT YOU'RE A NUN. 44 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:31,440 A TOTALLY FUCKING HOT NUN. 45 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,540 [ ZIPPER UNZIPS ] 46 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:44,810 SWEET BABY JESUS... 47 00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:47,680 HANK IS GOING TO HELL. 48 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,650 [ GASPING ] 49 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:54,290 BAD DREAM? 50 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,830 UH...YEAH. 51 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:58,700 NO -- I MEAN... 52 00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:00,560 IT'S HARD TO SAY, REALLY. 53 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,700 WELL, YOU DRIFTED OFF, AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 54 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:05,500 "SELF, WHAT'S THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY 55 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:06,900 I CAN WAKE UP MR. HANK HERE?" 56 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:08,670 KUDOS TO YOU, BECAUSE YOU DEFINITELY 57 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,910 STUMBLED UPON ONE OF THE NICER WAYS. 58 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,980 WELL, YOU'RE NICE TO ME, I'M NICE TO YOU. 59 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:15,850 YES, IT'S VERY QUID PRO QUO. 60 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,280 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 61 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,880 NEVER MIND. 62 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:22,020 MY HUSBAND, UM, NEVER, NEVER GAVE ME AN ORGASM. 63 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:24,650 NEVER? EVER. 64 00:03:24,690 --> 00:03:25,920 DOES HE, UH, YOU KNOW, 65 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,990 GO DOWNTOWN, TOUR THE SOUTHLAND? 66 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:29,860 NEVER. GO UNDER THE HOOD? 67 00:03:29,890 --> 00:03:31,860 WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE. YES, HE HAS. 68 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,930 BUT HE MADE ME TAKE A SHOWER FIRST. 69 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,000 OH. 70 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:38,470 AND THEN HE SPENT 45 MINUTES TRYING TO FIND MY CLIT. 71 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:39,870 HOW DID HE DO? 72 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:42,540 I'M PRETTY SURE HE THINKS IT'S ON THE BOTTOM. 73 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,670 NEAR THE VAGANUS? 74 00:03:44,710 --> 00:03:46,310 [ CHUCKLES ] 75 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,310 THAT'S WEIRD. 76 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:51,880 WELL... I CAN TAKE A HINT. 77 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,950 I JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE MY GPS WITH ME. 78 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:56,320 I'VE STORED IT UP MY ASS. 79 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,690 [ LAUGHS ] 80 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,520 HELLO. 81 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,760 WOW, YOURS IS ON THE BOTTOM. 82 00:04:00,790 --> 00:04:03,030 I SEEM TO HAVE FOUND SOMETHING. 83 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,030 [ LAUGHS ] 84 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:05,630 [ LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ] 85 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:07,030 HEY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 86 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:08,900 THAT WOULD BE MY HUSBAND. 87 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:11,370 OH, OKAY. WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD HIDE UNDER YOUR CLIT. 88 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,640 HE'LL NEVER FIND ME THERE. 89 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:13,640 Man: HEATHER! 90 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,640 I, UH -- I THINK I SHOULD GO. 91 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:18,040 ALL I NEED TO DO IS, UH, FIND MY PANTS. 92 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:19,580 THERE'S NO PANTS ANYWHERE? 93 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:24,410 Man: WHAT THE FUCK?! 94 00:04:24,450 --> 00:04:26,380 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 95 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:28,850 WHERE IS HE?! 96 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:35,530 MOTHERFUCKER! 97 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,930 YEAH, YOU! 98 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,800 OH, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 99 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:43,630 WHAT, ARE YOU, LIKE, 60 OR SOMETHING, BRO?! 100 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:46,870 K-FED, THE LITTLE MAN IN THE BOAT -- HE'S UP HERE. 101 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:49,370 THAT'S WHERE HE IS -- RIGHT HERE. 102 00:04:49,410 --> 00:04:50,910 JUST LET HIM GO. 103 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:52,880 YOU GUYS WORK IT OUT. 104 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:54,680 Man: YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD, MAN! 105 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:57,810 WHAT THE FUCK?! 106 00:04:57,850 --> 00:04:59,380 SON OF A BITCH! 107 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:00,950 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 108 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,820 * ...WHAT YOU WANT 109 00:05:02,850 --> 00:05:04,090 * I'M TELLING YOU 110 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,960 * YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT * 111 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:09,560 * NO 112 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:13,560 * BUT IF YOU TRY SOMETIME, YOU JUST MIGHT FIND * 113 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,560 * UNH 114 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,700 * YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED 115 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:19,440 * OH, YES 116 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:20,570 * WHOO 117 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,610 [ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ] 118 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:29,450 [ HORNS HONKING ] 119 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:34,820 [ ENGINE TURNS OFF ] 120 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:38,920 LADIES, DADDY'S TRYING OUT A NEW LOOK. 121 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,020 [ GROWLS ] 122 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:41,490 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 123 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:42,490 DAD? 124 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:43,490 YES? 125 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:45,090 ARE YOU MENTALLY INSANE? 126 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:47,800 YES. BUT I'M EXTREMELY HIGH-FUNCTIONING. 127 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:50,800 HE'S MUCH LIKE A SPECIAL-NEEDS PERSON 128 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:52,900 THAT WORKS AT McDONALD'S. 129 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:56,870 I'M LATE, AND I'M SORRY, AND I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS, 130 00:05:56,910 --> 00:05:59,480 BUT I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TWO LADIES TO JOIN ME. 131 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:01,010 TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF 132 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,810 AND COME WITH ME TO THE PANTS-OFF RESTAURANT. 133 00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:05,580 SOUNDS TEMPTING. 134 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:08,590 BUT I'VE GOT PLANS, OKAY? 135 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:09,790 OH, MUST BE DATE NIGHT. 136 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:10,790 YEAH. 137 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:12,060 COME ON, MOM. 138 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:13,520 PEANUT, I CAN'T. 139 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:18,060 BUT, YOU KNOW... ENJOY YOUR DADDY TIME. 140 00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:19,660 WHERE'S MY KISS? 141 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,670 YOU'RE A REALLY CLASSY GUY, HANK. 142 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:25,540 OH, THAT'S FUNNY, COMING FROM YOU AND ALL. 143 00:06:25,570 --> 00:06:28,000 SO... WHO WON THAT ROUND? 144 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,470 OH, IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE. 145 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:32,140 IT'S HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME. 146 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:34,480 LOOKS LIKE A FUN GAME. 147 00:06:34,510 --> 00:06:36,480 DO YOU THINK I MADE HER LAUGH? 148 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:37,610 SURE. 149 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:39,680 A LITTLE. 150 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,590 ON THE INSIDE. 151 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:44,120 "YELLOW SUBMARINE"? 152 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:45,490 "PIRATES." 153 00:06:45,490 --> 00:06:47,220 AGAIN? 154 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:48,960 JOHNNY DEPP IS HOT. 155 00:06:48,990 --> 00:06:50,890 I CONCUR, BUT WOULDN'T YOU RATHER 156 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:54,630 EXPAND YOUR CINEMATIC HORIZONS AND PICK A FILM 157 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:56,170 THAT'S BASED ON A PIECE OF LITERATURE 158 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,870 AND NOT A THEME-PARK RIDE? 159 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:00,670 "PIRATES" IT IS. WHY DON'T YOU TRY MY ROOM? 160 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,710 YEAH. 161 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:11,180 HEY, HONEY, I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANY SUSHI TAKEOUT. 162 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:13,650 I'VE GOT THE HOUSE OF CHOW, WHICH IS CHINESE. 163 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,780 FATHER? 164 00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:16,220 DAUGHTER? 165 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:17,550 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 166 00:07:17,590 --> 00:07:18,520 ANYTHING, MY LOVE. 167 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,760 WHY IS THERE A NAKED LADY IN YOUR BEDROOM? 168 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,570 YOU WAIT... RIGHT THERE, OKAY? 169 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,230 THERE'S NO HAIR ON HER VAGINA. 170 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:33,600 DO YOU THINK SHE'S OKAY? 171 00:07:35,070 --> 00:07:38,140 I'LL CHECK. 172 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:41,980 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 173 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:44,580 OH, HI. I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE YOU. 174 00:07:44,610 --> 00:07:45,780 YOU SURPRISED MY DAUGHTER. 175 00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:46,750 I'M SO SORRY. 176 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:49,650 I MEAN, REALLY, I SHOULD HAVE CALLED, BUT... 177 00:07:49,690 --> 00:07:51,050 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SORRY. 178 00:07:51,090 --> 00:07:52,920 REALLY? 179 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,560 YES, MAYBE WE SHOULD THINK 180 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,590 ABOUT COOLING THINGS OFF A LITTLE BIT. 181 00:07:57,630 --> 00:07:59,000 EXCUSE ME? 182 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,000 OR NOT. 183 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:01,970 EITHER WAY. I'M EASY. 184 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,100 GOD, YOU ARE AMAZING, HANK. 185 00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:06,700 YOU SPENT ALL THIS TIME SWEET-TALKING ME INTO THE SACK, 186 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:09,970 BUT, HEY, NOW THAT YOU'VE EXACTED YOUR REVENGE, 187 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:11,210 YOU'RE DONE WITH ME, RIGHT? 188 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,080 REVENGE? 189 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:14,080 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, REVENGE? 190 00:08:14,110 --> 00:08:16,950 PLEASE DO NOT MAKE IT LIKE IT WASN'T THE LEAST BIT SATISFYING 191 00:08:16,980 --> 00:08:19,320 TO FUCK THE WIFE OF THE MAN WHO TURNED 192 00:08:19,350 --> 00:08:22,620 YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE BOOK INTO A BIG, SHITTY MOVIE. 193 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:24,220 WELL, NOW THAT YOU PUT IT THAT WAY... 194 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:26,090 WHAT OTHER WAY IS THERE TO PUT IT, HANK? 195 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,760 NOW THAT YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO PUT IT. 196 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:33,030 SHUT UP. GOD, JUST SHUT UP. 197 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:34,030 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 198 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:35,330 BY THE WAY... 199 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,070 THE TRUTH IS... 200 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:41,340 THE MOVIE IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE BOOK. 201 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:43,970 OKAY, SO, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A CADAVEROUS LAY, 202 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:46,140 YOU ALSO HAVE SHITTY TASTE IN MOVIES. 203 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:49,350 OH, HI. 204 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:53,180 THANK YOU. 205 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:54,950 Becca: CHEERS. 206 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:58,790 SO... IS THIS THE NEW GIRLFRIEND? 207 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:02,830 Man: ...ALONG THE ISRAELI-SYRIAN BORDER. 208 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:04,230 INITIAL REPORTS CLAIM 209 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,230 ISRAELI JET FIGHTERS BOMBED A GUERILLA BASE, 210 00:09:06,260 --> 00:09:10,130 KILLING AT LEAST 49 SOLDIERS AND 13 CIVILIANS. 211 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,640 HEY. 212 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:18,640 A 49-YEAR-OLD UNIDENTIFIED... 213 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,780 I WISH WE COULD TAKE HIM WITH US. 214 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:22,850 YEAH. 215 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:26,050 WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER, HONEY, OKAY? 216 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,320 DON'T YELL AT HIM. 217 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:29,650 I'M NOT GONNA YELL AT HIM. 218 00:09:29,690 --> 00:09:30,990 MUCH. 219 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:34,290 ...ANY INFORMATION THAT WOULD HELP THE INVESTIGATION. 220 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,320 HANK. 221 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,330 WHAT? 222 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,330 OH, I KNOW THAT LOOK. 223 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:44,330 THAT'S THE LOOK THAT SHRIVELS ME TESTES. 224 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:47,900 12-YEAR-OLD FINDS NAKED SLUT IN DAD'S BEDROOM. 225 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:49,670 ARE YOU STILL FEELING CUTE? 226 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:50,770 [ GROANS ] 227 00:09:50,810 --> 00:09:52,710 OH, SHE MENTIONED THAT, HUH? 228 00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:54,080 YES, SHE MENTIONED THAT. 229 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:56,850 SO...WHAT? YOU'RE JEALOUS? 230 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:57,750 WHAT? 231 00:09:57,780 --> 00:10:00,080 YOU ARE SO LUCKY THAT I DON'T TAKE AWAY 232 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,720 THE LITTLE CUSTODY YOU DO HAVE. 233 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:03,320 YOU KNOW, BILL TRIED TO CONVINCE -- 234 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:06,660 YOU'RE GETTING LEGAL ADVICE FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND, BILL, NOW? 235 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:07,790 THAT'S SWEET. 236 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:09,990 DON'T START, OKAY? 237 00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:11,660 YOU STARTED WHEN YOU CHEATED ON ME. 238 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:13,400 I DID NOT CHEAT ON YOU. 239 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:15,360 IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS FUCKING SOMEONE 240 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:18,030 WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE NOT CHEATING? 241 00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:20,800 OH, THE ONE IN WHICH YOU WERE NEVER ACTUALLY MARRIED. 242 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,040 THAT IS A BULLSHIT TECHNICALITY. 243 00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:26,180 YOU NEVER ASKED. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY. 244 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,780 THAT'S WHAT I DUG ABOUT YOU. 245 00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:29,250 IMAGINE MY FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT 246 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,720 WHEN YOU TURN OUT TO BE THE BIGGEST CLICHé OF ALL, 247 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:34,120 SITTING THERE, GOOGLING YOURSELF? 248 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,050 I GOOGLED MYSELF, 249 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:38,350 BUT I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU -- NEVER. 250 00:10:38,390 --> 00:10:40,820 CHEATING ISN'T JUST ABOUT FUCKING SOMEONE, HANK. 251 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:43,190 I GOT A DICTIONARY IN THERE THAT WILL DIFFER WITH YOU. 252 00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:45,060 BILL AND I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH EACH OTHER 253 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:47,060 UNTIL WE WERE DEAD AND BURIED. 254 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,730 OKAY, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME THROW UP NOW? 255 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:51,270 YOU'RE OUT THERE STICKING YOUR DICK 256 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:54,140 IN ANYTHING THAT MOVES, TRYING TO GET BACK AT ME, 257 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:56,140 WHICH IS FINE. 258 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:59,380 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST THING IS? 259 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,750 YOU'RE NOT WRITING. 260 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,250 YOU HAVE THIS GIFT. YOU HAVE THIS INCREDIBLE TALENT. 261 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,750 AND YOU'RE JUST FLUSHING IT DOWN THE TOILET. 262 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,250 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 263 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,050 NO MAYBES. 264 00:11:11,090 --> 00:11:12,320 YOU ARE RIGHT. 265 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,860 I'M -- I'M FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW, AND I -- 266 00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:17,390 I NEED HELP. 267 00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:18,860 [ SIGHS ] 268 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:19,860 I DO. 269 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:20,860 I NEED YOU, BABY. 270 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:21,870 NO, NO, NO. 271 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:24,270 HANK, HANK, I'M GETTING MARRIED. 272 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:27,140 WHAT? 273 00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:29,070 HE ASKED, AND I SAID YES. 274 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:31,140 WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 275 00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:32,340 BECAUSE I LOVE HIM. 276 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:33,980 NO, YOU DON'T. YES, I DO. 277 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:35,280 YOU DO NOT. YES, I DO. 278 00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:36,450 YOU DON'T. 279 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,180 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 280 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:39,780 'CAUSE HE'S A FUCKING DIAL TONE. 281 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:41,520 HE'S EVERYTHING YOU SAID YOU NEVER WANTED. 282 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,790 I'M SURE HE MEANS WELL AND EVERYTHING. 283 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,990 I MAY BE FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW, BUT I CAN SEE IT. 284 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,860 HE'S NOT THE GUY FOR YOU. I CAN SEE THAT. 285 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:48,990 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 286 00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:50,490 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU. 287 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,960 NOW, DON'T I GET SOME SAY IN THIS? 288 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 NO. 289 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:58,430 ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE I SHOULD, MAYBE. 290 00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:00,170 OH. 291 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,040 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 292 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:04,010 HEY. 293 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,280 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT, THEN, HUH? 294 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,280 YEAH. 295 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,950 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. WELL... 296 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:13,380 BEST OF LUCK IN ALL YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS. 297 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:14,480 OH, THANK YOU. 298 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,090 YEAH. 299 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,290 GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 300 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,020 PLEASE DON'T USE THE WORD "VAGINA" AROUND ME EVER AGAIN. 301 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:22,530 AND DON'T FORGET TO LET ME KNOW WHERE YOU'RE REGISTERED. 302 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,490 OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. 303 00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:26,100 AND DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU 304 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:28,870 ON YOUR SOON-TO-BE-HUGE ASS ON THE WAY OUT. 305 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:54,420 Woman: JUST SHUT UP AND KISS ME. 306 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,390 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 307 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:01,260 MAKE ME FORGET ABOUT TOMORROW. 308 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,500 TALK TO ME. 309 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:06,240 HEY, BABY, WHAT'S UP? 310 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:07,500 NO, I'M AT THE MOVIES. 311 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:09,870 HEY, COME ON, BUDDY, GIVE ME A BREAK. 312 00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:12,880 I SWEAR I CALLED THE HOUSE. I TALKED TO YOUR MOTHER. 313 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:13,980 WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? 314 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,380 WHAT'S UP, BABY GIRL? 315 00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:18,980 THE ASSHOLE YOU'RE CALLING IS GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 316 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,890 YES, SWEETHEART, SOMETIME AFTER THE MOVIE, ALL RIGHT? 317 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,290 [ SMOOCHES ] GIVE ME THE PHONE. 318 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,990 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T TOUCH THE PHONE, OKAY? 319 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:27,290 STUPID GUY. 320 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,560 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 321 00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:33,360 DON'T DO IT. 322 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,200 BABY, I'M SORRY, BUT SOME STUPID GUY -- 323 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:39,000 HE TAKES THE PHONE FROM ME. 324 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,170 HE FREAKS OUT LIKE HE'S MEL GIBSON OR SOMETHING. 325 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,910 FORGET ABOUT IT, BABY. FORGET IT. 326 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:45,910 I DON'T CARE IF I'M AT THE MOVIE THEATER -- 327 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,280 FUCK, MAN! 328 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,210 COME ON, TAKE IT. 329 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:52,920 [ LAUGHTER ] 330 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,350 NEXT TIME, PUT IT ON VIBRATE, HOMEY. 331 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:56,590 Man: GET HIM! 332 00:13:57,620 --> 00:14:00,460 FUCKING TURN IT OFF! 333 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:04,190 GOD FORBID YOU SHOULD MISS A FUCKING CALL. 334 00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:06,230 DICK. 335 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,930 [ GROANS ] 336 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,030 FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! 337 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,630 [ GRUNTING ] 338 00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:13,940 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 339 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,310 [ CHUCKLES ] 340 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,580 HMM. 341 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:05,990 [ LAUGHS ] 342 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,430 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 343 00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:14,530 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 344 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,000 YOU WERE JUST, LIKE, CALLING ME OVER. 345 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,040 NO, I WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY AMBIVALENT. 346 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,070 OH. 347 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:23,310 LISTEN, YOU BETTER GET UP BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND 348 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:26,040 WILL BE BACK ANY SECOND. 349 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,440 YOU'RE WEIRD, KID. 350 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,280 I AM. I'M ALSO JUST KIDDING. 351 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:32,280 HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE. 352 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,720 WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO NOW? 353 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:36,190 FINE. YOUR LOSS. 354 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,750 WHY WOULD I WANT TO GET TO KNOW A GUY 355 00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:39,320 WHO'S SO IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF 356 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,560 THAT HE HANGS OUT IN BOOKSTORES READING HIS OWN WORK? 357 00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:44,290 IF YOU'RE UNDER THE IMPRESSION 358 00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:46,730 THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH MYSELF, THEN IT'S POSSIBLE 359 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:50,030 THAT YOU ARE HIGHER THAN ME RIGHT NOW. 360 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:52,340 OH, IS SOMEONE BATTLING SOME LOW SELF-ESTEEM? 361 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:54,170 OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 362 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,470 HMM. POOR BABY. 363 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,310 HANK. MY NAME IS HANK. 364 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,380 I KNOW. 365 00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,050 MIA. 366 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,580 NICE TO MEET YOU, MIA. 367 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,350 LIKEWISE. 368 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,390 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? UM... 369 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:11,590 SURE. 370 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:17,190 DID YOU... SEE THAT MOVIE? 371 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:18,460 MM-HMM, YEAH. 372 00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:20,330 AND WHAT DID YOU THINK? 373 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,330 HONESTLY? 374 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,230 YES, BRUTAL TRUTH. 375 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:26,200 IT REALLY SUCKED. 376 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,110 THE DIRECTOR RUINED IT, AND HE SHOULD BE SHOT. 377 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:31,440 OH, I TOOK CARE OF HIM ALREADY. 378 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:36,310 SO, YOU'RE, LIKE, THIS, UH, FAMOUS WRITER, HUH? 379 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:39,580 HARDLY. MORE LIKE A ONE-HIT WONDER. 380 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:43,590 WELL, NOW I'M DEFINITELY, FOR SURE, 381 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:47,690 ABSOLUTELY... NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU. 382 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,600 ARE YOU GONNA COME? 383 00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:58,800 I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 384 00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:05,570 [ MOANING ] 385 00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:14,120 OHH! 386 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,220 [ SIGHS ] 387 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,690 WHOOPSY. 388 00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:26,230 [ LAUGHING ] 389 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,370 I'M HAPPY TO REPORT THAT BECCA IS A DELIGHTFUL STUDENT -- 390 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,440 SMART, INQUISITIVE, FULL OF LIFE. 391 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:36,610 I SENSE A BIG, HAIRY "BUT" 392 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,570 LURKING SOMEWHERE AROUND THE CORNER. 393 00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:40,710 THIS IS MY LIFE. CAN YOU TAKE THOSE OFF? 394 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,850 NO, IT'S OKAY. HE'S RIGHT. 395 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,710 BUT I'M SLIGHTLY WORRIED ABOUT HER EMERGING SEXUALITY. 396 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,320 OH, THANK GOD. 397 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:50,350 SHE'S A LESBIAN. THANK GOD. 398 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,490 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 399 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,390 I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE, BY AND LARGE, 400 00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,860 THAT MEN ARE ASSHOLES. 401 00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:59,630 I, FOR ONE, AM HAPPY THAT SHE PREFERS THE FAIRER SEX. 402 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,330 IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE THE PROUD PARENTS 403 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,330 OF A LESBIAN DAUGHTER. 404 00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:04,500 UP HIGH. CELEBRATE. COME ON. 405 00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:05,600 DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING. 406 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,870 WHAT? YOU'RE ASHAMED OF OUR GAY DAUGHTER? 407 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,170 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 408 00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:13,610 OKAY, HOLD ON A SECOND HERE, FOLKS. 409 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,780 BECCA IS NOT A LESBIAN. 410 00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:17,750 SHE'S NOT? NO, BASED ON WHAT I'VE SEEN, NO. 411 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:21,480 THEN WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING HER SEXUALITY? 412 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,920 BECAUSE IT SEEMS SHE VERY RECENTLY DISCOVERED 413 00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:25,350 THE ATTENTION OF BOYS. 414 00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:28,220 WELL, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 415 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:29,790 SHE TAKES AFTER HER MOTHER. 416 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,890 The makeup and the slutty clothes. 417 00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:35,360 I CAUGHT HER MAKING OUT WITH THIS BOY LAST WEEK, AND HE -- 418 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,730 HE WAS WHAT? 419 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,430 FEELING HER UP. 420 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:40,900 SHE'S 12 YEARS OLD. THERE'S NOTHING THERE TO FEEL. 421 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,770 YOU KNOW, I DON'T SEE WHY WE SHOULD PUT 422 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,340 SUCH A NEGATIVE SPIN ON THIS. 423 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:46,380 I MEAN, SHE'S GROWING UP. IT'S ONLY NATURAL. 424 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:47,410 I'LL TALK TO HER. 425 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,310 NO, NO, NO. NO.WILL TALK TO HER. 426 00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:51,310 NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST GONNA LOSE YOUR SHIT. 427 00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:53,750 YOU'LL TALK TO HER, SHE'LL WIND UP PREGNANT, 428 00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:56,620 AND THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE AND FUCKING DANDY. 429 00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:59,820 OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE. 430 00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:02,760 I ONLY BRING IT UP BECAUSE WHEN I TOLD HER 431 00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:05,560 IT WAS INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR, SHE SAID, 432 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:08,330 "HOW ELSE DO YOU GET BOYS TO LIKE YOU?" 433 00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:17,710 SO... 434 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,440 I... HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU! 435 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,450 FORGIVE ME. I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE IN A WHILE. 436 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,450 DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. 437 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,850 I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE SAID THAT 438 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,320 BEFORE ALL THE BLOOD STARTED RUSHING TO MY COCK. 439 00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:32,390 LOVELY. THANK YOU FOR THAT IMAGE. 440 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,690 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH HelL.A. MAGAZINE? 441 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,590 HELL, NO. 442 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:38,730 THEY WOULD LIKE YOU TO BLOG FOR THEM. 443 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,430 FUCK ME. IT MUST BE MY TRICK EAR. 444 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:41,860 BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "BLOG." 445 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:45,000 THE GOOD PEOPLE AT HelL.A. ARE VERY INTERESTED 446 00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:47,940 IN YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BATTLE BETWEEN THE SEXES 447 00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:49,940 IN THIS ADOPTED CITY OF YOURS. 448 00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:51,710 DO YOU HAVE A GUN? 449 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:57,380 WELL, YOU KNOW, I DID HAVE A VERY HOT DREAM 450 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:58,680 ABOUT A NUN THE OTHER NIGHT. 451 00:19:58,710 --> 00:19:59,780 GAVE ME A BLOWJOB. 452 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,780 THERE YOU GO -- A NUN AND A BLOWJOB. 453 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:03,650 THIS IS EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT. 454 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:04,590 YOU THINK? 455 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,890 DOESN'T TAKE FREUD TO FIGURE IT OUT, BUT... 456 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,360 HANK, HANK, HANK, HAVE WE ESTABLISHED 457 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,030 THAT YOU HAVE A CERTAIN PREDILECTION 458 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,760 FOR THE COMPANY OF UNAVAILABLE WOMEN? 459 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,700 NO, WE HAVEN'T ESTABLISHED THAT. 460 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:15,700 I'VE ESTABLISHED IT. 461 00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:17,870 AND WHAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE MANIFESTATION 462 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,470 OF SUCH A FETISH, HMM? 463 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,000 PERHAPS GETTING A BLOWJOB 464 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:24,610 FROM A WOMAN WHO IS ESSENTIALLY MARRIED TO GOD. 465 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,040 CAN'T IT JUST BE THAT IT'S NAUGHTY? 466 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:32,050 WHAT -- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU, MAN? 467 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,050 HOW -- HOW ARE YOU? 468 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,050 I'M FINE. I'M -- I'M, UH -- 469 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,790 I'M DISGUSTED WITH MY LIFE AND MYSELF, 470 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:42,990 BUT I'M NOT UNHAPPY ABOUT THAT. 471 00:20:43,030 --> 00:20:43,990 HOW ARE YOU? 472 00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:46,860 EXCELLENT. 473 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,630 OKAY, AS YOUR FRIEND AND AGENT, 474 00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,900 MAY I SIMPLY SUGGEST THAT YOU MAYBE 475 00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:54,400 TRY TO START LOOKING FOR A NICE GIRL? 476 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,670 I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW 477 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,940 WHAT TO SAY TO A NICE GIRL AT THIS POINT. 478 00:20:57,970 --> 00:20:59,410 YOU'RE ABOUT 10 SECONDS AWAY 479 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,940 FROM SITTING DOWN TO DINNER WITH ONE. 480 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,410 THAT'S NOT COOL, MAN. 481 00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:03,410 I'M NAUGHTY, TOO. 482 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:06,650 NO, YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKER. 483 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,620 SO...HANK. 484 00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:10,090 MEREDITH. 485 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,990 YOU'RE A WRITER? 486 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,360 ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS, YEAH, 487 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,030 IN A LITTLE PLACE THEY LIKE TO CALL NEW YORK CITY. 488 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,060 I'VE HEARD OF IT. 489 00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:20,600 HE'S STILL A WRITER. 490 00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:22,430 A GREAT WRITER. 491 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:24,100 NO. SEE, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 492 00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:26,030 WRITERS WRITE. THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. 493 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:29,540 ME -- NOT SO MUCH. NOTHING. NADA. 494 00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:31,640 HAVE YOU WRITTEN ANYTHING I MIGHT HAVE READ? 495 00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:34,780 WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU READ, MEREDITH. 496 00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:36,380 I READ, HANK. 497 00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:37,450 EXCELLENT. 498 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,480 MOST RECENTLY, I GAVE MAN-BIRTH TO A WEIGHTY TOME 499 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,920 CALLED "GOD HATES US ALL." 500 00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:43,490 IT'S A CATCHY TITLE, NO? 501 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,090 WHICH WAS SUBSEQUENTLY TURNED INTO A MOVIE CALLED... 502 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,120 Both: "A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE." 503 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,490 THE ONE WITH TOM AND KATIE? I LOVED THAT. 504 00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:53,400 SWELL. THAT WAS SUCH A SWEET MOVIE. 505 00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:54,430 YOU LIKED IT? 506 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:58,530 WOW. CONGRATS, HANK. YOU MUST BE REALLY PROUD. 507 00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:02,670 LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. 508 00:22:02,710 --> 00:22:04,810 [ THUMP ] 509 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,780 MEREDITH, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. 510 00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:09,980 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW? 511 00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:12,920 WELL, JUST THE CLIFF NOTES WOULD BE FINE. 512 00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:14,050 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, HANK. 513 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,880 YOU SEEM TO HAVE ME ALL FIGURED OUT. 514 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,450 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A TRY? 515 00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:18,320 NO. 516 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,620 WHY DON'T WE ORDER A LITTLE SOMETHING? 517 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:22,660 TRUST ME -- GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE BLEACHED 518 00:22:22,690 --> 00:22:23,790 WOULD BE MUCH MORE FUN. 519 00:22:23,830 --> 00:22:24,930 IS THERE A WAITER, PERHAPS? 520 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,460 I DON'T THINK YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT. 521 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,000 SURE, I DO. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF. 522 00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:32,700 THAT'S WHAT WRITERS DO, RIGHT? THEY MAKE UP STUFF. 523 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:34,640 COME ON. IT WILL BE FUN. 524 00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:38,910 OKAY, I THINK YOU WERE BORN IN THE VALLEY -- 525 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,880 A NICE PART, THOUGH -- HIDDEN HILLS, CALABASAS, 526 00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:43,450 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 527 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,910 YOUR FATHER WAS MIDDLE MANAGEMENT, 528 00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,020 WHITE-COLLAR EXECUTIVE. 529 00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:47,820 STAY-AT-HOME MOM. 530 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,920 YOU DIDN'T WANT TO STRAY TOO FAR 531 00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:51,990 TO GO TO COLLEGE, SO YOU WENT TO USC. 532 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:54,460 OR UCLA? 533 00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:56,460 NO, NO, SC. SC. 534 00:22:56,490 --> 00:22:58,590 YOU HAD A SERIOUS BOYFRIEND IN COLLEGE. 535 00:22:58,630 --> 00:23:00,860 YOU BROKE UP RIGHT AFTER. HE MARRIED THE NEXT ONE. 536 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,530 YOU GOT A LOW-MAINTENANCE GIG 537 00:23:02,570 --> 00:23:04,100 IN THE HUMAN-RESOURCES INDUSTRY, 538 00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:06,800 HAD A STRING OF BAD RELATIONSHIPS. 539 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,900 YOU PUT ON SOME WEIGHT. 540 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,540 YOU LOOKED AROUND, AND YOU SAW 541 00:23:09,570 --> 00:23:11,540 ALL YOUR FRIENDS STARTING TO GET MARRIED. 542 00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:13,580 SO YOU DECIDED YOU SHOULD LOSE THE WEIGHT. 543 00:23:13,610 --> 00:23:15,580 YOU JOINED A GYM. MAYBE DID A LITTLE RUNNING. 544 00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:17,110 SAY YOU WANT TO WORK. 545 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:19,650 MMM, MAYBE START YOUR OWN PARTY-PLANNING BUSINESS. 546 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,150 YOU FANCY YOURSELF KIND OF A POOR GAL'S MARTHA STEWART. 547 00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:24,620 BUT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO IS SIT AT HOME 548 00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:27,960 ON THE COUCH WITH SOME POOR SAP, WATCHING REALITY TV 549 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,490 WHILE HE WATCHES YOU GET FAT AGAIN. 550 00:23:30,490 --> 00:23:31,930 OKAY, HANK. 551 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,160 NOW, YOU'RE GIVING ME THAT LOOK RIGHT NOW -- 552 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,160 A LOOK LIKE I FINGER-BANGED YOUR CAT. 553 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,200 [ LAUGHS ] 554 00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:40,540 BUT WHAT YOU REALLY THINK IS, 555 00:23:40,570 --> 00:23:41,940 "IF I MANAGE TO GET OUT OF HERE, 556 00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:44,070 "I CAN STILL MAKE IT HOME IN TIME 557 00:23:44,110 --> 00:23:46,070 TO WATCH 'AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL,'" 558 00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:48,540 WHICH I HAVE TiVo'd, I SWEAR TO GOD. 559 00:23:48,580 --> 00:23:50,010 THAT SHOW IS FIERCE. 560 00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:52,780 YOU'RE A REAL PRICK. YOU KNOW THAT? 561 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:54,820 GUILTY. GUILTY AS CHARGED. 562 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,820 I THOUGHT SHE LIKED ME. 563 00:23:56,850 --> 00:23:58,190 I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING WELL. 564 00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,960 SWEET. GET IN A FIGHT -- 565 00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:02,730 SHE DID ASK FOR IT. SHE ASKED FOR IT. 566 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,890 TOTALLY, AND SHE GOT IT. 567 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:08,260 GO HOME, HONEY. SLEEP IT OFF. 568 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:11,730 TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY. 569 00:24:17,910 --> 00:24:20,010 [ MOANING ] 570 00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:23,180 WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG? 571 00:24:23,210 --> 00:24:26,780 I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HIT ME. 572 00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:28,750 [ LAUGHS ] WHY? 573 00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:30,020 UH, NO REASON. 574 00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:31,950 AS YOU WERE. 575 00:24:31,990 --> 00:24:33,690 DEFILE ME. 576 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,690 RIGHT ON. 577 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,730 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 578 00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:41,100 [ SIGHING ] 579 00:24:41,130 --> 00:24:43,700 YEAH, HELLO? 580 00:24:43,730 --> 00:24:47,100 NOT THE BEST TIME, NO. 581 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:48,970 OH, SHIT. 582 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,070 OKAY, OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 583 00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:52,810 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 584 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,210 CONSIDER YOURSELF DEFILED. 585 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,580 YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! 586 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,080 WHERE? 587 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,820 SOMEWHERE UP IN THE PALISADES. 588 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:07,220 ALL RIGHT. 589 00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:09,220 WHO DID SHE GO WITH? BILL'S DAUGHTER. 590 00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:11,760 I DIDN'T KNOW BILL HAD A DAUGHTER. HOW OLD IS SHE? 591 00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:12,630 16. 592 00:25:12,660 --> 00:25:15,600 AND YOU LET BECCA HANG OUT WITH HER? 593 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,700 SHE'S THE ONE THAT CALLED 594 00:25:16,730 --> 00:25:19,840 TO TELL ME THAT BECCA WAS IN TROUBLE. 595 00:25:19,870 --> 00:25:21,800 WHAT? 596 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,810 WHAT? 597 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,840 YOU SMELL LIKE PUSSY. 598 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,150 THANK YOU. 599 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:32,850 [ PEEPING TOM'S "MOJO" PLAYING ] 600 00:25:45,390 --> 00:25:49,130 * THOSE HAUNTING RHYMES 601 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,730 * ARE KEEPING THE TIME 602 00:25:51,770 --> 00:25:57,240 * BUT THEY'LL NEVER GET THROUGH TO ME * 603 00:25:57,270 --> 00:25:59,240 AS YOU WERE. 604 00:25:59,270 --> 00:26:01,210 * ...FOR SOMEONE TO START IT 605 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,250 * IT'S MY PARTY 606 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,980 * THERE'S NO ONE BUT ME IN THE CORNER * 607 00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:11,720 * GOT TO GET MY MOJO RUNNING 608 00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:16,360 * ENGINE HUMMING, DON'T I? 609 00:26:16,390 --> 00:26:19,830 * NOW ROLL IT UP AND SMOKE IT AGAIN * 610 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:21,930 NO. NO. 611 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:28,370 * NOW LIGHT ME UP AND SNORT IT AGAIN * 612 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:34,240 BECCA, BECCA! 613 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,380 I HATE YOU. 614 00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:38,250 ALL RIGHT. I GUESS I DESERVE THAT. 615 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,850 NO ONE DESERVES THAT. 616 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,350 YOU WANT TO COME IN? 617 00:26:43,390 --> 00:26:45,350 WHAT ABOUT THE, UH, LORD OF THE MANOR? 618 00:26:45,390 --> 00:26:46,690 HE'S OUT OF TOWN. 619 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,990 OH. SURE. 620 00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:54,930 WASH THE PUSSY OFF. 621 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,200 OKAY. 622 00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:58,800 THAT HAPPENED. 623 00:26:58,830 --> 00:27:00,700 IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER. 624 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,710 DO YOU THINK I WAS WRONG? 625 00:27:02,710 --> 00:27:04,870 NO, YOU DID EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO DO, 626 00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:06,440 WHICH DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT. 627 00:27:06,470 --> 00:27:09,040 I JUST REACTED. I JUST PICKED HER UP. 628 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,850 YEAH, WELL, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A WALKING ID, HANK. 629 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,920 WHICH, ODDLY ENOUGH, IS THE TITLE OF MY NEXT NOVEL. 630 00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:17,350 HMM. WHAT NEXT NOVEL? 631 00:27:17,390 --> 00:27:20,190 HEY, LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT BECCA. 632 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:22,830 IT'S ALL KIND OF THE SAME THING, ISN'T IT? 633 00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:23,960 YOU CALLED ME. 634 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:26,090 YEAH. YOUR DAUGHTER WAS IN TROUBLE. 635 00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:27,460 I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 636 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,870 BULLSHIT, YOU WERE ALONE, AND YOU FREAKED OUT, 637 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,270 AND YOU WANTED ME TO HANDLE IT. 638 00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,740 I WANT YOU IN MY LIFE, HANK. 639 00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:34,400 BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH ME 640 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,740 AND YOU WANT TO HAVE, LIKE, 10,000 MORE OF MY BABIES. 641 00:27:37,770 --> 00:27:40,340 NO, IT'S BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS TO BECCA 642 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:42,040 IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY, 643 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,810 AND, LIKE IT OR NOT, WE'RE TIED TO EACH OTHER FOR LIFE, 644 00:27:44,850 --> 00:27:45,980 MINUS THE OBVIOUS, UM... 645 00:27:46,010 --> 00:27:48,780 SEXUAL BENEFITS. 646 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:51,020 YOU SEEM TO HAVE THAT PRETTY WELL COVERED. 647 00:27:51,050 --> 00:27:52,420 DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT. 648 00:27:52,450 --> 00:27:55,760 AS I RECALL, OUR PROBLEMS DID NOT EXTEND TO THE BEDROOM. 649 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,390 YOU STOP. 650 00:27:57,430 --> 00:28:00,130 [ SIGHS ] 651 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,030 WE JUST KIND OF SUCKED AT EVERYTHING ELSE. 652 00:28:03,070 --> 00:28:06,770 OH, WE WERE GREAT ONCE, AND YOU KNOW IT. 653 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:08,240 HANK, I -- 654 00:28:09,170 --> 00:28:13,010 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 655 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,410 MARRY ME. 656 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,780 WHAT? 657 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:20,150 DON'T MARRY HIM. MARRY ME. 658 00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:23,120 OH, HANK, DON'T FUCK WITH ME. 659 00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:26,390 I'M NOT FUCKING WITH YOU. I DON'T WORK WITHOUT YOU. 660 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:29,930 OH, I GET IT. YOU -- YOU -- YOU WANT YOUR MUSE BACK. 661 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,260 YOU'LL SAVE ME, AND I'LL SAVE YOU. 662 00:28:32,290 --> 00:28:33,260 I FUCKED UP. 663 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:34,260 I THINK WE FUCKED UP 664 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:37,870 IN MATTERS BIG AND SMALL, AND I NEVER ASKED YOU. 665 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:40,270 I'M ASKING YOU NOW. 666 00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:41,870 MARRY ME. 667 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:44,310 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 668 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,540 YOU SO WANT TO GET WITH ME RIGHT NOW. 669 00:28:46,570 --> 00:28:47,810 [ LAUGHS ] 670 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,910 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 671 00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:56,280 OH, I'M SO SORRY. ARE YOU OKAY? 672 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,150 YEAH. THIS IS MIA, BILL'S DAUGHTER. 673 00:28:58,190 --> 00:28:59,960 AND THIS IS HANK. 674 00:29:01,290 --> 00:29:03,330 Y-Y-YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 675 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,560 NO. 676 00:29:05,590 --> 00:29:07,160 WELL... 677 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,330 I DO...RECOGNIZE YOU. 678 00:29:10,370 --> 00:29:12,070 NO. 679 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:13,470 YEAH. SURE, I DO. 680 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:14,500 NO. 681 00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:16,140 FROM YOUR BOOK. 682 00:29:16,170 --> 00:29:17,410 YOUR PICTURE IS ON THE BACK. 683 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,440 Karen: RIGHT. 684 00:29:18,470 --> 00:29:19,470 [ CHUCKLES ] 685 00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:21,240 HOW IS SHE? 686 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:25,410 WELL, SHE HATES US. SHE'S FINE. 687 00:29:25,450 --> 00:29:27,520 HEY, THAT WAS REALLY COOL WHAT YOU DID TONIGHT. 688 00:29:27,550 --> 00:29:30,520 IT'S NICE TO SEE SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED FAMILY VALUES 689 00:29:30,550 --> 00:29:34,860 IN THIS MORALLY BANKRUPT CITY OF OURS. 690 00:29:34,890 --> 00:29:37,130 THAT'S ME. I'M ALL ABOUT THE FAMILY VALUES. 691 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,860 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 692 00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:42,230 YEAH, WHAT DID HAPPEN TO YOUR EYE, HANK? 693 00:29:42,260 --> 00:29:44,230 WELL, YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY. 694 00:29:44,270 --> 00:29:45,100 [ CHUCKLES ] 695 00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:47,340 WELL, I HOPE SHE DOESN'T PRESS CHARGES. 696 00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:51,070 IT'S NOT A SHE. IT'S A HE -- THE OTHER GUY. 697 00:29:51,110 --> 00:29:54,310 RIGHT. WELL, WHATEVER. I'M OFF TO BED. GOOD NIGHT. 698 00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:56,950 IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, HANK. 699 00:29:56,980 --> 00:29:58,980 NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 700 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:05,120 SHE SEEMS NICE. 701 00:30:05,150 --> 00:30:06,590 SHE IS. SHE'S GREAT. 702 00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:09,320 HOW OLD MIGHT SHE BE? 703 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,530 SHE'S 16. 704 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,130 16? WOW. 16. 705 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,260 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 706 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:19,000 NO, I DON'T THINK YOU DO. 707 00:30:19,030 --> 00:30:20,540 GIVE ME A BREAK. 708 00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:24,070 YOUR JAW WAS PRACTICALLY ON THE FUCKING FLOOR, HANK. 709 00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:25,340 YOU'RE SUCH A DIRTY OLD MAN. 710 00:30:25,370 --> 00:30:27,010 NO, I'M NOT. 711 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,840 OH, I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU. 712 00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:35,920 GOODBYE. 713 00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:43,190 * I MISS THE EARTH SO MUCH 714 00:30:43,230 --> 00:30:44,960 * I MISS MY WIFE 715 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:53,570 * IT'S LONELY OUT IN SPACE 716 00:30:55,100 --> 00:31:02,110 * ON SUCH A TIMELESS FLIGHT 717 00:31:11,690 --> 00:31:15,520 * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME * 718 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:20,160 * TILL TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME 'ROUND AGAIN TO FIND * 719 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,430 * I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME * 720 00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:26,300 * OH, NO, NO, NO 721 00:31:26,330 --> 00:31:31,070 * I'M A ROCKET MAN 722 00:31:31,110 --> 00:31:32,610 * ROCKET MAN 723 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,080 * BURNING OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE * 724 00:31:36,110 --> 00:31:39,080 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 725 00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:41,620 CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY SHOWTIME NETWORKS 726 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,620 AND BLIND DECKER PRODUCTIONS 727 00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:47,490 * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME * 728 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,660 * TILL TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME 'ROUND AGAIN TO FIND * 729 00:31:51,690 --> 00:31:55,400 * I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME * 730 00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:58,270 * OH, NO, NO, NO 731 00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:02,670 * I'M A ROCKET MAN 732 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:05,010 * ROCKET MAN 733 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,440 * BURNING OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE * 734 00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:22,060 * MARS AIN'T THE KIND OF PLACE TO RAISE YOUR KIDS * 735 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:28,730 * IN FACT, IT'S COLD AS HELL 736 00:32:31,430 --> 00:32:37,670 * AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE TO RAISE THEM * 737 00:32:37,710 --> 00:32:40,710 * IF YOU DID 738 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:50,190 * AND ALL THIS SCIENCE I DON'T UNDERSTAND * 739 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:57,330 * IT'S JUST MY JOB FIVE DAYS A WEEK *